TABS will grab bystanders, believe you me, and its uncomplicated nature will enthrall them. It radiates cheeriness with bright colours and cartoony polygonal characters, and worlds. What's more, TABS is gorgeous to look at. The physics-based ridiculousness makes for an unpredictable maelstrom every time. The other half of the fun comes in simply watching the carnage unfold. I turn my back for one minute and my son has all hell break loose! #tabs /Jl2wdowsOC- Bertie ApTo see this content please enable targeting cookies. In TABS, they behave like the Pied Piper, baiting the opposing army into following them - right off the edge of the map if needs be! And those snake archers? They actually shoot snakes.Įven bards are not boring. They have units such as wheelbarrow which charge into the opposing ranks, or longships which are carried and thrown on the enemy - they don't sail at all! There's a monkey king, headbutters, haybalers and stoners(!). There's the Stone Age faction, Farmer, Medieval, Ancient, Viking and, as of about a week ago, Dynasty (Pirate and Renaissance are on the way) and they're all a bit silly. Or you might spend 4000 points on two Zeus-es, or 4200 on three scarecrow, which are better than they sound.
You might spend 2230 points on a mammoth, for instance, or use the same amount to buy four flying Valkyrie - they're a bloody nuisance.
What's in your army depends on how many points you have to spend. You spend points to build an army, place it, then sit back and watch the fight - you don't control anything in real-time other than the camera. It is a raspberry in the face of serious army-commanding games and I love it for it. It has a googly-eyes and lollops like a drunken marionette. And TABS, as everyone calls it, doesn't have a straight face. It's not accurate, of course - no one describes anything as "totally" with a straight face. no longer! Now we have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Who would win in a fight out of Zeus and a mammoth? Minotaurs against halflings? Snake archers against potion sellers? They're the showdowns society yearns for but history denies.
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